Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Stay In Singapore

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Building (HDB)

And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).

Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).

If that's not enough somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and gets more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Enviroment (MOE)?

With the Mad Accounting System (MAS), your are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA), which will leave some people Permantely Owning Some Banks (POSB).

And forced to leave on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happens to be admitted to a Money Operation Hosptial (CPF) fund.

If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH).

To help ease the traffic, motorist have to pay Cash On Expresway (COE).

If that doesn't help they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.

If you dont own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT) OR get squashed in a bus Side by Side (SBS).

Lastly under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!